twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

theinsufferablefan:

broadway-aradia:

what if you had an oven that could make things cold instead of hot omg

paradisaic:

paradisaic:

my mom wouldn’t let me get a ferret when i was younger because she thought it would turn me gay

well guess what mom it wasn’t the ferret that did it